Bad on Paper's You Seem Way Older is a birthday greeting card that leads with a backhanded compliment, bold orange type on a hypnotic pink and yellow swirl delivers the line, "if it's any consolation, you seem way older." It's built for the friend who can take a joke about another birthday, the sort of card that gets read twice and remembered long after the candles are out. The retro swirl pattern makes it pop off the shelf next to another generic pastel design. Blank inside for your own message, sincere or savage. Handmade in Australia, proudly pop culture over predictable.
