A card for anyone who's just signed on the dotted line, with a proper Aussie in-joke built in. This blank greeting card riffs on The Castle's most quoted line, "it's not a house, it's a home", paired with a golden ornate gate, a passing plane and a classic weatherboard house that any fan of the film will recognise instantly. Printed on recycled card with vegetable-based inks and designed and printed in Australia, it comes with a matching white recycled envelope, ready to fill with your own message. At 10.5cm x 14.8cm, it's the right size for a housewarming, a new mortgage, a first rental or simply congratulating someone on finally getting the keys. A genuinely funny, low-cost gift or add-on for anyone who grew up quoting Darryl Kerrigan.