Bad on Paper's I Turned Out Well Dad is a Father's Day greeting card with a cheeky twist, bold blue lettering over a green and blue stripe design delivers the compliment before pulling the rug out. "Bloody legend she is, putting up with you and raising me!" It's built for the dad who can take a joke as well as he can take credit, and it lands better than another sincere-only card. The playful roast makes it memorable, the kind of card that gets read twice. Blank inside for your own message, however much of the credit you want to hand out. Handmade in Australia, proudly pop culture over predictable.