Bad on Paper's Hello Baby, Goodbye Pelvic Floor is a baby shower greeting card that says the quiet part loud, in bold red block type on hot pink. It's built for the mum-to-be who wants a laugh instead of another soft-focus platitude about "precious moments." The blunt humor makes it the card that gets read aloud and remembered long after the shower's over. Blank inside, so you can add your own note, warning, or well wishes. Handmade in Australia, proudly pop culture over predictable.
