Skip the sappy sentiment and hand over a card that actually gets a laugh. Happy Birthday Bitch It's Time For Botox from Bad on Paper delivers bold, punchy typography in hot pink and red for a birthday message that's blunt, hilarious, and impossible to ignore. Perfect for the friend who can take a joke about getting older, this card trades saccharine for savage in the best possible way. The blank interior leaves room to add your own note, so it's as personal as it is cheeky. Handmade in Australia with an eye for ethical sourcing, it's a card that'll get read aloud at the party.
