Bad on Paper's Wish You Were My Parents is a baby shower greeting card for when the parents are downright cool, and everyone else wants in, bold cream and pink block type on blue delivers the line, "this kid is so f**king lucky I wish you were my parents." It's built for the new parents who are already winning at this, and it lands better than another sentimental "oh baby" card. The bold colour blocking makes it stand out from the usual pastel stack. Blank inside for your own congratulations, envy included. Handmade in Australia, proudly pop culture over predictable.