For when you care… but also want to make it clear that this card was an effort. The Obligatory Birthday Greetings card by Unseasoned Greetings is the perfect blend of sarcasm and sincerity — ideal for friends, coworkers, or family members who know your sense of humour. Designed and printed in Australia, this card is blank inside for your own (hopefully heartfelt) message and comes with a kraft envelope. Plus, 50 cents from every card sold is donated to ReachOut Australia to support youth mental health.