If You Were A Hat You Would Be A Top Hat Greeting Card

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    Quite possibly the most distinguished compliment ever delivered via illustrated turtle — this card is here to let someone know they are simply the best of the best, no questions asked. Featuring an utterly charming turtle sporting a dapper black top hat and a very pleased expression, this card manages to be simultaneously sophisticated and completely ridiculous, which is exactly what makes it so perfect. It is the ideal card for a birthday, an anniversary, or any occasion where someone deserves to be told they are the classiest, most top-tier person in the room. Printed on quality card stock and paired with a kraft envelope, this card arrives with all the elegance and whimsy its recipient deserves.